My keys...

Yes, folks, you read that right. Jeff, remember how I handed over my locker key to you last Friday, along with my house key?

Well, I need it back. Seriously. It's embarrassing to be a section leader and use a school-owned viola. Need to set a better example, yanno?

GIVE ME MY KEYS TOMORROW OR YOU"RE DEAD.

How shall I kill thee? Let me count the ways...